Sunday, October 11, 2009

I come into the living room today to find both my roommates laughing their asses off at something on TV.

Expecting the usual "ViVa La Bam" or "Family Guy", I didn’t even give it a second thought as I continued into the kitchen.

After the second "Gui, you gotta watch this", I decided to take the bait and mosey on into the living room.

Here is an account of the events that followed:

Realizing that my buddies were watching NBC NEWS I was definitely intrigued.

Two college kids watching the news for entertainment is rare.

Allow me to rephrase.

Two sober college kids watching the news for entertainment is rare.

Moving on, NBC news was hosting a segment called "Catching Predators". Basically, they got a reporter to "fish" for predators on the internet.

He did what any self-respecting predator hunter would do; he made up a screen name and pretended to be a 12 year old girl.

Going from chat room to chat room he "wooed" older men to engage in sexual conversations.

Yes, the men knew "she" was 12. No, they did not care

The "12 year old girl", after a few days of conversation

(what a 12 year old girl talks about that doesn’t have to do with her immediate surroundings is beyond me),

then asked for pictures of her new found friend.

As any idiot who carries on sexual conversations with a 12 year old girl would do, the men sent pictures of themselves.

The reporter then sends pictures of the 12 year old girl he is pretending to be.

The guys, I imagine from lack of better conversation topics, suggests to the 12 year old girl to send more pictures, only this time with less clothing.

If the men aren't cocksure enough to initiate such an idea, the reporter helped things along.

The reporter says "she" will, "ONLY IF" they do it first.

Now, there comes a time in the life of a pervert, where he must decide "am I willing?” The problem is a pervert has problems with the next part of that question "am I willing to......” normally the next part of such a thought is filled in with something beyond their own limits.

In this case it was simple "am I willing to send naked pictures of myself to a 12 year old girl, so that I, in turn, can see her naked?” We can’t blame the perverts for not seeing the obvious connotation and the obvious answer in such a conundrum.

Maybe we can't blame them, but we can sure as fuck call them ignorant, and in doing so the ignorant men sent pictures of themselves with no clothing.

Anyone who has ever seen a C.S.I. episode or even heard of a court trial is familiar with the term "evidence".

Not the poor, sheltered perverts, they must have been busy with much more important things when all of us, normal people, got the memo on how relevant "evidence" is...

After, what I imagine to be an hour of two of "posing" for their camera, MySpace style, each man sends a picture of himself. Keep in mind that this segment "caught" at least 20 different "predators"

IF your still with me, good, this is where it gets fun.

The "girl", instead of sending nude pix, decides she wants to have sex with the guy... yea, the reporter is no longer posing as a regular 12 year old, apparently this new and improved 12 year old "bait" has decided that one picture has made her horny, ready, and willing.

She gives an address and says to come in through the back door at a certain date and time.

As any media would, they set up the cameras and waited.

Each man was given a different day and time.

No, sorry no gangbangs were scheduled.

As the man arrives, he finds himself in a kitchen,

after a few seconds of perverted curiosity; the reporter comes out into the kitchen.

Without hesitation the reporter calls the fool by his Screen name.

Some are smart enough to bolt out of the door they came in through.

Some are smart enough to play dumb to the whole thing.

One guy brought a handle of Jim Bean

one guy argued that it wasn’t him, he was lost, wrong house. After the reporter shows him the pictures of himself naked, the man says "look, I came here to tell her I’m too old for her" (he was at least 24 years old).

One guy takes his hat off and says "look, I didn’t even shower, if I had come here for sex, I would have at least showered"

At least six guys fell outside while trying to run.

The best part is that there were no smeared blobs over their face to "hide identities". Oh No.

So I can’t imagine what tomorrow (the day after the segment aired), what the day will be like for the 20 some guys I saw on TV. We are talking Dads, Brothers, Husbands, Workers, Sons, Uncles, Etc. and every single person they look at face to face they will wonder, did this person see me last night on the news.

Do they deserve it; I'll let you be the judge of that.

Just thought I’d share that. With this whole MySpace thing being so popular, it doesn’t help to be careful every once in a while.

Until then, stop talking to 12 year olds about sex. I mean what the fuck?

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