Convos at Summer School

Summer School has officially started for me and I had Biology this morning. .....It is the first Science class I have taken since junior year of High School...and this is why...





Here is what life would be like if I was friends with Science...



< ((Me, with a cup of coffee in my hand, I walk into a room where Science is sitting down....The following conversation would take place.

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Me: "Hey Science..."

Science: "Hi, multi-celled organism, of the type homo sapiens, named 'Gui'"

Me: "Yeah...err, how it is going?"

Science: "Um, it is going well....Other than the fact that I am in a constant power-struggle with God, No one gives me credit for the invention of the universe, I have yet to explain the reason behind what you people call 'Morning Wood', I am boring yet highly complex - so no one really likes me, and I'm sick and tired of middle school fairs about me.



Me: "Wow Science, sounds intense......um, my day is going well, I’m just a bit tired and this coffee is too hot to drink"

Science: "Did you say too hot?"

Me: "....Yes?"

Science: "Too hot how? Like the cells in that liquid are moving too fast for you? What temperature would you like it to be? How long would it take for the coffee to be at a temperature that you would allow you to drink it? We should get nine cups of coffee, set them up at different temperature and then see which ones burn our tongues....oh yay, experiment time....Maybe after, we could dissect a pigeon--just for fun......How cold is this room? Did you know that will affect our experiment----not the pigeon one, the coffee one....how fast do you think the cups of coffee will get cold? At what rate? Let’s make a graph and give it Latin names--- don’t worry the Latin wont matter or affect the experiment at all, it's just something I do.............Is it "affect" or "effect"?...I'll ask ENGLISH when I see her...."

Me: "Holy Hell, you're fucking annoying"

Science: "Huh?"

Me: "You know what? I'd rather chug this cup of scolding hot coffee and burn my throat than hang out with your overly scientific ass.........Oh yeah, and tell your friend MATH, he's a douche bag"